Artist: Frank Guida    Genre: Rock & Roll    Roman Numerals: I, iii, IV, V, V7, vi    Instrument: Guitar - Standard Tuning [E,A,D,G,B,E]   
Song Notes:  
Entered by: ICDb   
Capo 3rd fret
G
shape name only
(B♭,D,F)

B♭ D F B♭ D B♭
Bm
shape name only
(D,F,A)

G D G C E A
C
shape name only
(E♭,G,B♭)

x,3,2,0,1,0
- E♭ G B♭ E♭ G
D
shape name only
(F,A,C)

- - F C F A
D7
shape name only
(F,A,C,E♭)

- - F C E♭ A
Em
shape name only
(G,B♭,D)

G D G B♭ D G


Chorus
[GMajor Chord (U,M3,P5)
on the Perfect Unison
]
If you wanna be
[CMajor Chord (U,M3,P5)
on the Perfect Fourth
]
happy for the rest of your
[DMajor Chord (U,M3,P5)
on the Perfect Fifth
]
life
Never make a [BmMinor Chord (U,m3,P5)
on the Major Third
]
pretty woman your
[EmMinor Chord (U,m3,P5)
on the Major Sixth
]
wife
So from my [CMajor Chord (U,M3,P5)
on the Perfect Fourth
]
personal point of
[DMajor Chord (U,M3,P5)
on the Perfect Fifth
]
view
Get an ugly [D7Dominant 7th Chord (U,M3,P5,m7)
on the Perfect Fifth
]
girl to
[DMajor Chord (U,M3,P5)
on the Perfect Fifth
]
marry
[GMajor Chord (U,M3,P5)
on the Perfect Unison
]
you
Repeat Chorus

Verse 1
A pretty [GMajor Chord (U,M3,P5)
on the Perfect Unison
]
woman makes her husband look
[EmMinor Chord (U,m3,P5)
on the Major Sixth
]
small
And very [DMajor Chord (U,M3,P5)
on the Perfect Fifth
]
often causes his down-
[GMajor Chord (U,M3,P5)
on the Perfect Unison
]
fall
As soon as [GMajor Chord (U,M3,P5)
on the Perfect Unison
]
he marries her, then she
[EmMinor Chord (U,m3,P5)
on the Major Sixth
]
starts
Doing the [DMajor Chord (U,M3,P5)
on the Perfect Fifth
]
things that will break his
[GMajor Chord (U,M3,P5)
on the Perfect Unison
]
heart

Verse 2
But if you [GMajor Chord (U,M3,P5)
on the Perfect Unison
]
make an ugly woman your
[EmMinor Chord (U,m3,P5)
on the Major Sixth
]
wife
You'll be [DMajor Chord (U,M3,P5)
on the Perfect Fifth
]
happy for the rest of your
[GMajor Chord (U,M3,P5)
on the Perfect Unison
]
life
An ugly [GMajor Chord (U,M3,P5)
on the Perfect Unison
]
woman cooks your meals on
[EmMinor Chord (U,m3,P5)
on the Major Sixth
]
time
An she'll [DMajor Chord (U,M3,P5)
on the Perfect Fifth
]
always give you peace of
[GMajor Chord (U,M3,P5)
on the Perfect Unison
]
mind
Repeat Chorus

Verse 3
Don't let your [GMajor Chord (U,M3,P5)
on the Perfect Unison
]
friends say you have no
[EmMinor Chord (U,m3,P5)
on the Major Sixth
]
taste
Go a- [DMajor Chord (U,M3,P5)
on the Perfect Fifth
]
head and marry any-
[GMajor Chord (U,M3,P5)
on the Perfect Unison
]
way
[GMajor Chord (U,M3,P5)
on the Perfect Unison
]
Though her
face is ugly and her eyes don't [EmMinor Chord (U,m3,P5)
on the Major Sixth
]
match
[EmMinor Chord (U,m3,P5)
on the Major Sixth
]
Take it from
[DMajor Chord (U,M3,P5)
on the Perfect Fifth
]
me, she's a better
[GMajor Chord (U,M3,P5)
on the Perfect Unison
]
catch
Repeat Chorus

Spoken
Say man.
Hey baby.
I saw your wife the other day.
Yeah?
Yeah, she's ugly.
Yeah, she's ugly but she sure can cook.
Yeah?. Okay.
Repeat Chorus

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